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Finish the sentence.

not quite

byrne.buzz

Te amo sin saber cómo, ni cuándo, ni de dónde,
te amo directamente sin problemas ni orgullo:
así te amo porque no sé amar de otra manera,

sino así, de este modo en que no soy ni eres,
tan cerca que tu mano sobre mi pecho es mía,
tan cerca que se cierran tus ojos con mi sueño.

Pablo Neruda · Soneto XVII

— M


MIAMI PRISTINA
5,565 miles · the way home

She’s back!

Time for twirls and tails intertwined.

tails intertwined

This week

Tentative. Nothing booked. Say the word and it gets booked.

Wednesday — tonight tentative

Casa Isola

Half-price wine list

The whole point is the catching up. Eleven days of Kosovo, told properly and slowly, over a bottle that costs half of what it should. No agenda past that.

Friday tentative

Motek — or Henry’s

Pick one, either is good

Dinner first, unhurried.

Then

Panamericano

Music party. We sit there and settle the playlist — which version of Ain’t Misbehavin’ wins, what the first dance actually is, and what absolutely does not get played in front of your mother. A head start is below.

The playlist, so far

105 songs saved · sorted and rated · ★★★ must have · ★★ strong · ! reconsider

Spotlight dances

First dance, parent dances, last dance

  • ★★★Ain’t Misbehavin’ — the first dance, if you want it slowNat King Cole
  • ★★★Something — the other real contenderThe Beatles
  • ★★★If I Were a Carpenter — an actual married couple singing it. Last dance.Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash
  • ★★★Isn’t She Lovely — father–daughter, almost by defaultStevie Wonder
  • ★★★Dream A Little Dream Of MeElla Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

Cocktail hour

Warm, quiet, nothing that asks for attention

  • ★★★Bodas de Oro — it is literally a song about a wedding anniversaryBuena Vista Social Club
  • ★★★Como FueBuena Vista Social Club
  • ★★★Sabor a MiEydie Gormé & Trio Los Panchos
  • ★★★It’s Been A Long, Long Time — and for the grandparents, the best three minutes of the nightHelen Forrest & Harry James
  • ★★★Mais Que NadaSergio Mendes & Brasil ’66
  • ★★★Como Abeja al Panal — “like a bee to the honeycomb.” On this website. Come on.Juan Luis Guerra 4.40
  • ★★★Miami Beach Cha Cha Cha — us, smuggled into WisconsinTito Puente
  • ★★★Ain’t Misbehavin’ — if Cole gets the first dance, Waller gets thisFats Waller

Dinner

Still conversational, energy creeping up

  • ★★★Cigarettes and CoffeeOtis Redding
  • ★★★My Baby Just Cares For MeNina Simone
  • ★★★Let the Good Times RollRay Charles
  • ★★★Dreams — the one song everyone from 25 to 85 knowsFleetwood Mac
  • ★★★BaianáBarbatuques
  • ★★★El Cuarto de Tula — ends dinner, opens the dancingBuena Vista Social Club
  • ★★★Fanfarra – Cabua-Le-LeSergio Mendes
  • ★★★Hey Jude — put it exactly on the hinge between sitting and standingThe Beatles

Dance floor

Roughly nine to half ten · everybody, no exceptions

  • ★★★Everybody Needs Somebody to Love — the opener. Not negotiable.The Blues Brothers
  • ★★★Best of My LoveThe Emotions
  • ★★★Soul ManSam & Dave
  • ★★★Living in America — we are getting married on the third of JulyJames Brown
  • ★★★CongaGloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine
  • ★★★Brujería — real salsa, for whoever can actually do itEl Gran Combo
  • ★★★Proud MaryCreedence Clearwater Revival
  • ★★★La BambaRitchie Valens
  • ★★★Twist And ShoutThe Beatles
  • ★★★Shining StarEarth, Wind & Fire

Late

After half ten · only the people who want to be there are left

  • ★★★Danza Kuduro — the single best peak-hour song we have savedDon Omar & Lucenzo
  • ★★★Mas Que Nada — the cocktail-hour melody, now at 126bpm. Cruel trick. Works.Oliver Heldens, Ian Asher & Sérgio Mendes
  • ★★★MagalenhaGregor Salto & Simon Fava
  • ★★★On The Floor — pick one version, we saved twoJennifer Lopez & Pitbull
  • ★★Morni — bhangra at midnight. Nobody sees it coming.Diljit Dosanjh, Tru-Skool & Chani Nattan
  • ★★Rasputin — ridiculous, effective, deploy on purposeMajestic & Boney M.

Reconsider

Saved in a good mood. Read them again cold.

  • !Layla — check the lyrics before this gets anywhere near a DJ. German Schlager, about a brothel madam, pulled from a few festivals over there. Funny between us. Not in front of both sets of parents.DJ Robin & Schürze
  • !Eve of Destruction — a protest song about nuclear apocalypse. At a wedding.Barry McGuire
  • !Disco Pogo — magnificent in a beer tent, baffling at the Madison Club. Save it for Panamericano.Die Atzen
  • !Conga (Massivedrum edit) — a hard-house rework of Conga. Play Gloria’s.Massivedrum
  • !The Mouse — a 1965 novelty dance record. Nobody in the room knows it.Soupy Sales

Same song, different flavours

21 tracks across 8 songs · I went and checked every runtime, and you were right — almost none of these are accidents

Six versions of Ain’t Misbehavin’ is not a mistake, it’s a range. Crosby’s is 2:52 and Ray Charles’ is 5:40 — nearly twice as long, and that alone makes them different jobs. A 5:40 record is a thing you eat dinner to. A 3:17 record is a thing you dance to in front of ninety people, and three minutes is about as long as anyone wants to be looked at.

Ain’t Misbehavin’LengthWhere it goes
Bing Crosby2:52Lightest and breeziest. Early cocktail hour.
Nat King Cole3:17Most intimate, vocal right up front, and the right length to stand in the middle of a room.first dance
Fats Waller3:58The man who wrote it, stride piano, faintly mischievous. Cocktails, with character.
Louis Armstrong4:00Trumpet and gravel. Warm. Late cocktails or early dinner.
Louis Armstrong the longer take4:38Same song, more horn. Dinner, when there’s room to let it run.
Ray Charles5:40Loose, soulful, twice Crosby’s length. Far too long to dance to. Perfect over dinner.
If I Were a CarpenterLengthWhere it goes
Bobby Darin2:23Briskest, big-band lean. The one to cut if we’re cutting.
Tim Hardin2:42The writer’s own. Sparse and a little fragile. Prelude.
Johnny Cash & June Carter3:01Two people who were actually married, singing it to each other. That’s the whole argument.last dance
Robert Plant3:46Slowest, biggest vocal. The outlier — wrong texture for the room.
The restLengthWhere it goes
Mas Que Nada — Brasil ’662:39The original bossa. Cocktail hour.keep
Heldens / Asher remix2:08Shortest and hardest of the three. Peak floor.keep
with the Black Eyed Peas4:23Longest and most 2006. The one I’d drop.
Magalenha — Sergio Mendes3:37Percussion-forward. Dinner.keep
Gregor Salto & Simon Fava3:30Same melody, house rework. Late.keep
Conga — Gloria Estefan4:16The real one, and it has room to build.keep
Massivedrum edit2:17A blunt two-minute hard-house rework. Cut.
On The Floor — CCW radio mix3:44Tighter. Better for a dance floor.
Ven a Bailar4:53A full minute longer, with the Spanish hook. Your call — it’s a taste question, not a length one.

Only two are actually accidentsGimme Some Lovin’ — the single mix is 2:59, the album cut is 3:01. Two seconds. And Let the Good Times Roll — 2:53 and 2:59, same Ray Charles, two different masters. Six seconds.

Those two are the only ones where “just pick one” is the whole conversation. Everything above is a real choice, and worth having on Friday rather than resolving by text.

Getting it to the DJ

Celebrations Entertainment · easier than either of us thought

Their planning system is at celebrationsplanning.com — the login is in Loren’s “Wedding Confirmed” email from May. The music forms are just typed lists: Must Play, Play If Possible, Do Not Play, with separate boxes for cocktail hour, dinner and dancing. No file to upload, no account to link, nothing to export. Which means the whole thing is copy and paste.

  1. Open the playlist — the one with the cat and the bee in the name, 105 songs, on my account.
  2. Log into celebrationsplanning.com and open the music forms.
  3. Paste each section above into the matching box. The five sets here line up one-to-one with their five fields, on purpose.
  4. Settle the six duplicated songs first, or Geoffrey has to call us about it.
  5. Fill in Do Not Play. It is empty, and it is the most useful box on the form.

Thirty minutes, once. The monthly “Before I DO” checklist emails are the nagging; this is the actual work, and most of it is already done above.

paws together

The wedding website

Zola or Joy · everything downstream is waiting on this one

You liked Zola’s style and Joy’s colors, and said you were open either way. Here is the honest version, checked this week rather than remembered.

 ZolaJoy
Template match for
white with black trim
Blake, Verona (white colorway), Stevens — each has a real linkable previewfits Modern Lines, Gala Black, Classic Marble — but the gallery has no per-template links, so you cannot send me one
“Movement,” which you
were right about
$9.99 once — 7 animations,
4 page transitions, foil type yes
No animation product exists. Video header and scroll layouts only.
Colour control 16 fixed swatches per design Free-form hex, plus custom CSSwins
Photos No published cap; more placement slots, video on two pages 1,000 photos, unlimited albums, guest uploads without an account
Guest texting $59.99–$79.99 once.
Groups, scheduling, US only
Price not published anywhere — you have to enter checkout to see it. Has an explicit “hasn’t RSVP’d” filter
Custom domain from $17.99/yr ~$19.99/yr, forwarding only — the URL bar still says withjoy

Recommendation — ZolaThree reasons, in order of how much they actually matter. One: Joy does not make magnet save-the-dates at all — and magnets are my hobby horse, not yours, so that only counts if you want them too. Two: the movement you liked is a real $9.99 product on Zola and simply does not exist on Joy. Three: your Zola account already exists with the Abbey design applied and the engagement photos loaded — moving to Joy means rebuilding from nothing.

The one honest argument for Joy: if your colours are specific hex values rather than “one of these sixteen,” Joy’s free-form colour and custom CSS genuinely beat Zola’s fixed palettes. If that’s the sticking point, say so and I’ll change my answer.

On texting — don’t let it decide thisIt’s a $60–$195 line item either way, and neither platform makes a group thread — guests get individual messages. If two-way texting matters, WedTexts is $195 once for up to 150 guests with unlimited messages, replies, and three logins so you, me and a coordinator can all use it. Text My Wedding is $87 for 1,200 texts and imports the guest list straight out of Zola or Joy. Both beat building it into the platform decision.

Save-the-dates

~110 pieces · magnets are my idea — yours to veto · mail these autumn 2026

Full disclosure: the magnet thing is me. I like that they end up on a hundred fridges and stay there for a year. If you’d rather have a beautiful piece of card, say so and this whole table becomes a paper table — every vendor below prints both, and the decision is yours, not mine.

WhereMagnet, 110Envelopes & addressing
Truly Engaging the old MagnetStreet — deepest magnet catalogue there is $148.50
$1.35 ea
Envelopes included, guest and return addressing free. Free custom sample.best value
Minted the design-forward one that also does magnets ~$204
~$1.85 ea with code
Envelopes included, addressing free. 17.5pt Mohawk stock — the nicest feel.best looking
Zola’s own magnets $218.90
$1.99 ea
Free, and auto-pulls from the guest list. Convenient, $70 more.
Simply to Impress $130.90
$1.19 ea on sale
Envelopes included; addressing costs extra and they don’t publish the price.
Magnets.com $152.90
$1.39 ea
No envelopes, no addressing. But 25–40 mil — by far the thickest.
Basic Invite ~$110
~$1.00 ea with code
Cheapest, but 14 mil. Noticeably floppy. Only if price beats feel.
Joy Doesn’t make them Paper only, 5×7 only. Their perk: fill the hotel block, get 40% off prints.

The move, if you want my read — and only if you’re sold on magnets in the first place: Zola for the website, Truly Engaging for the magnets. $148.50 all-in and mail-ready, $70 under Zola’s own, and the only thing you give up is that you’d export the addresses out of Zola once by hand. Order free samples from both before committing to a stock — a magnet is a thing people touch.

Timing, and it’s realEvery sale price above expires between 24 August and 4 September 2026. And for a July 2027 wedding these get mailed in autumn 2026 — which means this is a now decision, not a next-year one. Samples first, though; they’re free.

The marching band

Badger Band · findable, bookable, and there is a problem

The official channel is Hire The Badger Band, and the actual booking form is this Google form. Email hirethebadgerband@music.wisc.edu, office 608-263-1770. They ask for 7–10 days to return a quote and a one-month minimum lead time.

Your numbers were close but low on all three axes. The one published price is $1,140 — and that buys 11–15 performers for up to 30 minutes, in Madison. There is no ten-player tier. An hour needs paid additional time at a rate they don’t publish. Budget $1,400–$2,000 and treat it as an estimate until the quote lands. Travel should be zero — the Madison Club is in-city.

The problem — July 3 may not exist for themMarching Band is a fall-semester for-credit course. Varsity Band is the spring one. Neither is an in-session ensemble in July, and July 3 2027 is a Saturday on the Fourth of July weekend — the worst weekend of the summer for student availability. Their form says plainly that booking “is dependent on student availability.”

There is no published statement either way about summer bookings, so this isn’t a no — it’s an unknown, and it gates the whole idea. One email answers it. That’s on my list.

The better route, honestlyThe UW School of Music runs a public gig board where you hire student musicians directly. There is precedent for exactly this: a 2024 posting wanted “a group of UW band members for a wedding,” asked for two trumpets, two trombones, a sax and a drum, to “enter the reception playing On Wisconsin” and then Jump Around, at $100–200 per person.

A six-to-eight-piece pep combo that way is $900–$2,000 — your original budget — and you pick the instrumentation and recruit people who happen to be in Madison in July, instead of asking an institution to mobilise. The Band Alumni Association (uwbandalumni@uwalumni.com) is the other good door — grown adults who live here year-round and are not bound by the academic calendar.

Video, and the content creator

Two different jobs · two different prices · hire for the one you want

Worth naming the split: a videographer makes a cinematic film delivered in weeks, and runs $1,300–$4,600 in Madison, with boutique work starting near $2,950. A content creator shoots vertical Reels on a phone and hands them over the same night, and runs $750–$2,250. Extra hours are the real lever: $95/hr solo, $200–300/hr for the bigger shops.

WhoRolePublished price
Unveiled Media Co Wisconsin · 24-hour delivery · free travel inside 50 miles Content creator $750 / 6h
$950 / 8h
$1,150 / 10h best value
Aside the Bride Madison · Shelby Olstad · edited and delivered the night of Content creator Base not published
+$200/hrmost local
Old North Film Co same-day raw footage · team with backup shooters Both $1,350 / $1,800 / $2,250
video from ~$2,950
Complete Weddings + Events Videographer $1,295–$4,595
useful as the market benchmark
Jahr Wedding Films Madison-based, 6-minute minimum film VideographerInquire
Post Wedding Films VideographerInquire

On the UW connection — straight answerThere is no established Madison wedding videographer that advertises a UW-Madison affiliation. Two thin leads turned up and both rest on undated third-party mentions, so I’m not putting them in front of you as recommendations.

If the UW link matters, the real route is hiring a student directly. Post to the UW Student Jobs board$15 for a non-UW poster, live 30 days. Aim the ask at the Digital Cinema Production certificate (the most precisely trained pool) and the Communication Arts RTF majors, and ask Cinemadison, the student film org, for referrals. Same July caveat as the band: post in spring 2027 and favour someone who lives in Madison year-round over a better reel that goes home for the summer.

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